What if Awami League wins the election…

1. We will no longer hear much about judhdhaporadhi, Islami Jongibad etc.
2. There may be half-hearted efforts to try some Jamaat leader and with lackluster government effort, these cases will be killed in high court.
3. With less biting street agitation and weak opposition by BNP; there will be relative stability in the country.
4. Under better governance, the Economy will be relatively better.
5. BACC ( Bangladesh anti corruption commission) will turn into BCC ( Bangladesh Clown Commission). Cases lodged, both against BNP/AL leaders will never see light again.
6. Ershad will become the President ( God Forbid!). Anisul Islam Mahmud will do ‘kara kari’ to become foreign minister and Ziauddin Bablu will do the same to become education minister.
7. Sajib Wajed Joy will return to Bangladesh permanently and be a powerful force in deal policy making.
8. Tarique Rahman and Arafat Rahman will return in six months.
9. All the election commissioners will be very happy.
10. Many bloggers will stop blogging. Facebook will see a drop in traffic from Dhaka.
11. Hossain Zillur Rahman will land a big consultancy and who knows chittagong Mayorship.
12. CPD will remain in hibernation and Shujan secretary will take an extended vacation after mission accomplishment.
13. General Moeen will lose his job.

What if BNP wins the election…

1. We will hear nothing but judhdhaporadhi, Islami Jongibad etc.
2. Khaleda will be in a loss. She will not even find 5 suitable persons to make ministers.
3. There will be immediate street agitation-strike-oborodh. Early elections will be forced until the chosen people win. Bangla hobe vietnam Afhganistan Thailandistan.
4. WIth the bureaucracy, media, civil society, elite society lined up aggressively against government party, as class war as well as a cultural war type situation will emerge. The political high command will be paranoid and hesitant leading to a weak governance. The Economy will crumble.
5. BACC ( Bangladesh anti corruption commission) will turn into BCC ( Bangladesh Clown Commission). Cases lodged, both against BNP/AL leaders will never see light again.
6. Ershad will go to jail. Anisul Islam Mahmud, Ziauddin Bablu will go back to oblivion and Kazi Zafar will return to Australia and re-apply for food handout.
7. Jamaat this time will start ‘para pari’ for President (yaaak!) as well as four ministries including foreign ministry (ughhhh!).
8. Tarique Rahman- Arafat Rahman will return to Bangladesh in six weeks. Both will be cured of their illnesses miraculously. Policy making deal making will resume in full swing.
9. All the election commissioners will be very unhappy and start looking for job.
10. Many more bloggers will start blogging. Facebook will see an unprecedented rise in traffic from Dhaka. Thousands new facebook groups will be created every day.
11. Hossain Zillur Rahman will land a big consultancy and who knows chittagong Mayorship.
12. CPD will re-emerge. SHUJAN Secretary’s vacation will be postponed for few more years.
13. General Moeen will lose his job.

[ Disclaimer: this is a disgruntled bloggers innocent satire. Readers are asked not to take anything seriously out of this meaningless post. ]